Anyway, well. I thought that I would clarify some things for Maria Selwyn, here, since she IS seemingly interested in fighting (verbally or otherwise!) with Deadpool... :)
While she WILL NOT AGREE that DEADPOOL is her "DADDY" (even if he probably WOULD be a better dad than the prick who actually avoided-raising her!) she WILL accept that he may know her shoe size (UK Size 7) and even her BRA SIZE! (34-A!) so long as he understands that he WILL get slapped for those sorts of observations... ; ) And I, as the Typist/Mundane/whatever-you-want-to-call-us-typing-types, give my permission for you to remark fully upon her PB's (Melanie Laurent's) acting career and general life choices... =)
I further agree to ALL of the last paragraph in this contract, of course! ; )
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Anyway, well. I thought that I would clarify some things for Maria Selwyn, here, since she IS seemingly interested in fighting (verbally or otherwise!) with Deadpool... :)
While she WILL NOT AGREE that DEADPOOL is her "DADDY" (even if he probably WOULD be a better dad than the prick who actually avoided-raising her!) she WILL accept that he may know her shoe size (UK Size 7) and even her BRA SIZE! (34-A!) so long as he understands that he WILL get slapped for those sorts of observations... ; ) And I, as the Typist/Mundane/whatever-you-want-to-call-us-typing-types, give my permission for you to remark fully upon her PB's (Melanie Laurent's) acting career and general life choices... =)
I further agree to ALL of the last paragraph in this contract, of course! ; )
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Maria Selwyn's typist =) <3333