ASK DEADPOOL
Jul. 5th, 2037 01:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
what_fourth_wallHEY KIDS! So, I thought it would be a BRILLIANT-
(-TERRIBLE-)
idea to start up one of those Helpline type things! Except, instead of a Helpline, this is more like an ask me anything line. Kinda like those "Ask Debbie" columns in newspapers, except I'm way more awesome than Debbie. Debbie sucks. She's a two-bit-
(-Is Debbie a real person?)
No, I just made her up. Why?
(You might want to get on with your point...)
OH! Yeah. That's better than Debbie. EVERYTHING is better than-
(POINT!)
*clears throat* So yeah! Ask me anything. Seriously. I will answer any and all questions you have with a little bit of the old DP wisdom. I can't guarantee that you'll like the answers, that they'll be right, that they won't involve hitting on you if you're a hottie, etc etc, but you'll definitely get an answer that you weren't looking for!
(Because if they REALLY wanted serious answers, they'd just go to fucking Debbie.)
FUCK DEBBIE!
(-TERRIBLE-)
idea to start up one of those Helpline type things! Except, instead of a Helpline, this is more like an ask me anything line. Kinda like those "Ask Debbie" columns in newspapers, except I'm way more awesome than Debbie. Debbie sucks. She's a two-bit-
(-Is Debbie a real person?)
No, I just made her up. Why?
(You might want to get on with your point...)
OH! Yeah. That's better than Debbie. EVERYTHING is better than-
(POINT!)
*clears throat* So yeah! Ask me anything. Seriously. I will answer any and all questions you have with a little bit of the old DP wisdom. I can't guarantee that you'll like the answers, that they'll be right, that they won't involve hitting on you if you're a hottie, etc etc, but you'll definitely get an answer that you weren't looking for!
(Because if they REALLY wanted serious answers, they'd just go to fucking Debbie.)
FUCK DEBBIE!
