Harlem Shakedown (Taaag Nore!)

Deadpool checked his entire loadout on his body a third time, taking inventory. He was armed to the teeth. Literally. He'd put in his most blinged out razor grill so that he could chomp some bastards if necessary. The top teeth said "DEAD" and the bottom ones said "YEEEAAAAAH". Don't judge. He got a deal on it because L'il Jon was upgrading his, and that was during a bad month of merc work. It was either have it that way instead of "POOL" or no way at all. He kept meaning to get the "POOL" half, but kept putting it off for this or that reason. This month it had been about the extra ammunition for this job. ( After all, it wasn't every day that you went to rob your girlfriend. )