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Deadpool checked his entire loadout on his body a third time, taking inventory. He was armed to the teeth. Literally. He'd put in his most blinged out razor grill so that he could chomp some bastards if necessary. The top teeth said "DEAD" and the bottom ones said "YEEEAAAAAH". Don't judge. He got a deal on it because L'il Jon was upgrading his, and that was during a bad month of merc work. It was either have it that way instead of "POOL" or no way at all. He kept meaning to get the "POOL" half, but kept putting it off for this or that reason. This month it had been about the extra ammunition for this job. After all, it wasn't every day that you went to rob your girlfriend.

(She said she wasn't a girlfriend yet.)

Oh yeah. Well, the woman you were dating. Either way, this was going to get really ugly, and he wanted to be absolutely prepared. Everything was going to have to run just perfectly, because her life was on the line. She didn't fully realize it, but he figured she'd gotten some of the hint when he'd told her during their date to be sure she held a lot of her resources back instead of sending them at him. It had to be enough to look good and to make it seem like she wasn't holding enough back, even though anyone actually watching would know she wasn't trying to rip apart her red knight for real.

"Alright, deep breath." He took a deep breath. "Here we go."

Without further ado, he teleported to her lab. His first stop was her sound system, which he plugged his iPod into and started up the Harlem Shake. Why? Well, because what better way to have her lab see him as a threat? Seriously. He was doing the effing Harlem Shake there. He kind of deserved to be mauled. But!!! Not until the drop in the beat! If he was mauled before the drop in the beat, he'd be kind of ticked off. Surely he'd have about thirty seconds to just break it down with his funky dance moves, though. He teleported out into an open space and started doing just that right as the song started.

Once he was sure he had the attention of everything in her lab, the beat dropped and things did swing into motion. It was time to find his lady love and gank exactly the shit she wanted him to gank. And then maybe steal a kiss too, for good measure. But first he'd have to deal with what her lab was throwing at him.

"SHOW ME YOUR FUNKY FUNKY DANCE MOVES, LAB PLANTS/CREATURES/AND VARIOUS EQUIPMENT THAT MIGHT BE QUASI-SENTIENT, HEY YOU NEVER KNOW!!!" He fired his guns off. He had to look like he was trying to look like he wasn't faking it. Fortunately for him, chaos came quite naturally. She would later notice, however, that he did no more than wing any living thing that came after him. What was more -- he hadn't even brought a flamethrower. That was love, right there.

"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, WHO I ASSUME BUT IN NO WAY KNOW IS KIND OF HOT!!! I'M ONLY HERE FOR ONE THING!! I DON'T NEED TO DESTROY MORE THAN IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!!! I DON'T WANT TO KILL MORE...oh jesus, what is that thing..." And that was about when he screamed like a little girl.

Date: 2013-03-13 05:14 am (UTC)
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Nothing happens until he yells. For better or worse, it could be an extremely exotic zoo jungle building with a particularly obnoxious sound system. The first sign something has changed is when the music stopping with the sound of a screeching record. Beat It picks up as Audrey goes old school.

There's no sound as the plants that surround Deadpool release an extremely acidic pollen that is largely transparent and begins eating whatever it comes in contact with within a certain perimeter. Outside, other plants prepare to react with spiked seedpods, deadly needles, poison, and other dangerous materials.

What violent materials he comes in contact depend on which direction he goes, and how he responds. For the moment, animals are conspicuously absent.

Date: 2013-03-13 05:46 am (UTC)
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Oh Wade, you had to go the wrong way. She was trying to hint with the open path he should go the other way, but he's walking straight into the napalm grove. Three steps in and a hugely flammable oil gushes from above. All it takes is a spark, which comes when he moves through the grove and branch hits branch. Somehow, the plants don't seem to catch with him.

Maybe he'll get the hint that this is the wrong direction? If nothing else, he's having to put up with Great Balls of Fire.

huh

Date: 2013-03-14 02:59 am (UTC)
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When he arrives, the lab is silent. The strength of his reaction wasn't ignored, and the responses are entirely clinical within the lab itself. Vicious, yes, but toned down enough not to slow him down or cause much more damage to her lab in retaliation. Anyone else would find themselves in an increasingly painful hell, but this was a different kind of business.

There are little cues guiding him to one of the sub-labs that appears to be a lot more protected than the others. It's a sham, much like how the lab reacts to him, inside the waiting equipment is small enough for a single man to carry while looking reasonably sophisticated. The fact it carries three levels of retaliation isn't visible. Neither is Nore.

Hm

Date: 2013-03-14 04:00 am (UTC)
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The fact is very similar. Nothing in the building is booby trapped. Or on the ground. He's overdoing it, because the entire little pod simply locks down, becoming air tight. Which is when it starts filling with odorless CO2, specifically chosen to suffocate human, but leave living tissues of the biological computer alone. A small scale EMP should have gone off, but she doesn't actually want to knock him out while he goes to find her.

Date: 2013-03-14 04:19 am (UTC)
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By the time he gets the iPod back, he'll find that the lab's central computer had some fun with his songs. Especially if he tries to reset it, but that's for another day.

As it is, Nore is waiting for him in her lab with two bottles of water. One for him and one for her. "Thirsty?" Of course, there's always the question of what's in his bottle if she's keeping that up.

Date: 2013-03-14 05:13 am (UTC)
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Well, then he'll just have to have a wonderful day when it happens.

"Oh, I don't know. You look rather toasty to me." Bad pun, but she's feeling a little bit like a girl in a Bond film given all the subterfuge that's going on in place of her more normal blatant violence.

The water probably tastes a little off. Fortunately for him, it's just a cocktail of some of the nutrients he'll end up needing to replace some of the tissue he's had burnt off. She isn't entirely cruel.

His approach is interesting, but she doesn't seem to met back or fade. There's even a ghost of a smile in her eyes as he whispers to her. She doesn't let any more of it show as she answers.

"The password is 'tits.'" She's apparently serious. Which is part of what actually makes it a good password in a completely perverse way. Who expects the straight female scientist to to use that particular word. "The log-in is 'ass'."

Date: 2013-03-14 06:10 am (UTC)
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"I live to please," she says with just enough sarcasm to mask most of her pleasure that he had to break and laugh at the password and log-in. It's nice to be amused in the given situation. Especially considering what they're play acting because of, and the fact people are still going to die because of this.

"Trust me, I won't be telling anyone about this particular day." Especially considering she's supposed to be failing at protecting herself and her lab. If anything she should be more petulant and upset, but a girl can only act so well.

The click makes her tense even as she turns. It's instinct, and she knows how to play the compliant victim. His distinctive appearance makes it interesting. Taskmaster, one of the frienemies Deadpool built up that was described and a calculated risk. Of course, the fact she's not a physical fighter makes things interesting.

Because there's one thing she never said. Part of Nore is deeply, violently paranoid. That means being entirely aware that Deadpool is an insane mercenary who was pushed to his physical limits while she attacked back. The fact it might have spiraled into something bad didn't escape her. There was always a contingency plan for the same reason she kept the animals out of the mess. Never show all your cards.

"It's hard not to give a look when a person actually monologues. I didn't know it was still done." Especially when it gave her sensors the trigger of having an unidentified person in the lab. "We'll need to go through the main lab."

She walks measured pace to the door and opens it, trusting it to trigger a door behind Taskmaster to open, and a torrent of venomous rats to pour out, all aiming for the invader.

Date: 2013-03-14 06:42 am (UTC)
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All emotion drains from her face when the shield hits the vent. He killed her rats. While she knew it was possible, he made his choice. She makes hers. Of course, she lets him continue to comment. Breath in deeply. Go on.

"You really should have gone for the rats. They have a neurotoxin that's very gentle, all considered." Her inflection is flat, but the rage is there in her eyes. "With the treatments in this very lab, the worst you would have had was a short period of unconsciousness followed by waking up in an embarrassing situation."

She walks out into the open air. She'd rather not do this by her dead. "Tell me, does that mask of yours contain an air filter?"

Date: 2013-03-14 07:06 am (UTC)
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The shove doesn't endear him to her any further. She rights herself and stops in her steps, turning to look at him.

"You were right. Deadpool did trigger everything. But one of the passive protocols wouldn't effect him or any of the other living things here that have been properly vaccinated.

So I ask you again, does that mask have air filters? Specifically those that are of sufficient quality to filter out an airborne virus?"

Date: 2013-03-14 07:29 am (UTC)
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"Assuming you've prepared for all the eventualities of what I could produce assumes you have any level of understanding of what I can do to with living tissue. It also assume I work or think like a villain or a hero. Your answer tells me you'll find out what that actually means when you're shitting out your intestines tomorrow. Now let's go get the technology you're getting paid to retrieve."

She turns and starts walk, back straight and clearly not stalling any further. If anything, she seems to be utterly content in the fact she knows he's going to die for entering her space and killing some of her rats.

Date: 2013-03-14 08:17 am (UTC)
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The thing about Nore is she knows fear. She knows he's afraid, and there's something comforting to that. He will die in fear or find someone who keeps him alive through an entirely torturous event. That's very nearly enough.

Of course, hearing Deadpool is better. Especially as she turns around to see Taskmaster's reaction. Naked, scorched, covered in blood, he's a beautiful sight. She smiles broadly as she watches his stand off. The rats surge around Wade without biting, seeming to aim for Taskmaster first only to ending up in a constantly flowing mass around Nore's ankles. They stay there until the lack of present threat has them disappearing to do whatever it is they do in their down time.

"Perfect timing." Nore moves slowly, but ends up reaching out to hug him carefully, not wanting to make things worse for him.
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Nore will tell Taskmaster's likely fate to Wade if he really wants, but as far as she's concerned, that's dealt with for the moment. She has things to clean up, a boyfriend to worry about, and safety protocols to refine.

"You're naked, covered in wounds, blood, and gore, but that doesn't exactly say gross to me. Sore is more likely." She doesn't shudder. There's nothing about her upset about hugging him tightly other than the damage that's been done to him and the rats that died.

"I was prepared for the eventuality or the virus wouldn't have been released. It's too expensive to convert it into a sufficiently saturated form for that to work. Especially with its almost non-existent shelf life outside of this environment." Because she doesn't actually want to kill half the city just to defend herself.

Small shrug. "It seems like a good word, especially in the heat of the moment. The lab is already repairing itself." She gestures to where the hidden animals are already beginning patterns that look intelligently done, but are actually orchestrated beyond their control from the central computer unit.

Doesn't seem possible.

Date: 2013-03-15 03:42 am (UTC)
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She reaches up and runs some of her hands along his cheek. "Well, he will either die in crippling, undignified, agony, or he'll have to be nursed through that and humiliated by the process. If he survives, the chances of him not losing at least several feet of his intestines is very small. So, take comfort in that." She shakes her head. "As for trying to make you his patsy, he was an idiot to even try."

Her limited response is the result of this not being her first rodeo. The people she dealt with just tended not to be the costumed types. Having a reputation among the other would be a comfort, especially if she continued to keep Wade around. Which still seemed likely, despite the chaotic rebuilding going on.

Her fingers continue to sweep over his cheek. "You got set on fire. It's supposed to be deeply upsetting or I wouldn't have cultured them. I'm just sorry he found out."



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