what_fourth_wall | Permissions Waiver

I, the hereby undersigned blah blah blah, do hereby waive any and all rights to my fourth wall information. I understand that by doing so, I allow Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool, henceforth known as MY DADDY for all intents and purposes when asked "Who's your daddy?", to:

A) Know things anyone confined to within the fourth wall shouldn't, including (but not limited to) intimate information such as my shoe size, my favorite color, relationships I've had with other celebs, any memes involving me on the Internets, etc, etc

B) Know things about my fandom, even though I may not realize I'm from a fandom, including (but not limited to) the author/creator of my fandom, information about my Played-By (PB) that I use for my icon and/or that is the actor that portrays me IRL LOL YA RLY, the fact that my fandom exists, the fact that the author of my fandom is a huge troll that takes five years to put out a book and torments his fans endlessly (here's looking at YOU, Game of Thrones geeks!), the fact that I'm from a book or a cartoon or whatever, etc etc.

and

C) Know things he shouldn't know in general not covered by the above.

I further understand that MY DADDY will utilize this information to mock me mercilessly in ways that I simply will not understand under most circumstances unless it's in an OOC forum where I can respond in kind. I also understand that under most circumstances, MY DADDY will not have access to RP plot-specific information about my character unless given explicit permission to have read those posts as MY DADDY in addition to as the writer of MY DADDY. I agree that RP information is considered sacred under the laws of the little known RP section of the Geneva Conventions, but pop culture information is most certainly not.

I also understand that I can agree to just one or two of the above conditions by specifying which ones I'm okay with and which ones I'm not in my signature/comment below. MY DADDY will not hold my partial agreement against me too much.

Signature:_______________________ Date:___________

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From:

a_time_slip

Permission granted.

From:

what_fourth_wall

HELLS YEAH!

You actually signed this when you signed on to work for me, but I didn't let you read it. Legal reasons, you know.

From:

dealing_death

This is pretty great.

From:

what_fourth_wall

What's even better is that I know all this stuff whether people sign it or not!!! It's just there cause, well, you know. By existing it's legally binding, I think.

From:

wildlittleminx

I guess it's probably too late, but I'll sign this if you tell me more about that big, bad vampire that I'm supposed to seduce.

Is there only one?

From:

what_fourth_wall

There's only one, and you fall utterly, truly in love with him and marry him. And the older you is probably STILL on a vengeance kick to find the person who blew him up.

From:

wildlittleminx

Ok, that doesn't sound so bad, wait. Me? Get married? Totally discounting the evil, powerful, badass, anti-Christ, bloodsucking vampire part of the whole deal

Still on a vengeance kick? That's the first thing you've said about me that I can really recognize in myself so far. Everything else is just - weird.

And I know who that is! Some strange guy actually told me he did it. Big, muscular black guy, kind of creepy, dressed in all in leather and wearing sunglasses at night.

From:

what_fourth_wall

Yep. That's Blade. He's a hunter, and the mortal enemy of your evil vampire dude. Guess he didn't trust that your guy would stay on the straight and narrow. OR he decided that bad guys don't get happy endings. Either or. He's kind of hardcore like that.

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