Permissions Waiver
Aug. 15th, 2037 06:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
what_fourth_wallI, the hereby undersigned blah blah blah, do hereby waive any and all rights to my fourth wall information. I understand that by doing so, I allow Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool, henceforth known as MY DADDY for all intents and purposes when asked "Who's your daddy?", to:
A) Know things anyone confined to within the fourth wall shouldn't, including (but not limited to) intimate information such as my shoe size, my favorite color, relationships I've had with other celebs, any memes involving me on the Internets, etc, etc
B) Know things about my fandom, even though I may not realize I'm from a fandom, including (but not limited to) the author/creator of my fandom, information about my Played-By (PB) that I use for my icon and/or that is the actor that portrays me IRL LOL YA RLY, the fact that my fandom exists, the fact that the author of my fandom is a huge troll that takes five years to put out a book and torments his fans endlessly (here's looking at YOU, Game of Thrones geeks!), the fact that I'm from a book or a cartoon or whatever, etc etc.
and
C) Know things he shouldn't know in general not covered by the above.
I further understand that MY DADDY will utilize this information to mock me mercilessly in ways that I simply will not understand under most circumstances unless it's in an OOC forum where I can respond in kind. I also understand that under most circumstances, MY DADDY will not have access to RP plot-specific information about my character unless given explicit permission to have read those posts as MY DADDY in addition to as the writer of MY DADDY. I agree that RP information is considered sacred under the laws of the little known RP section of the Geneva Conventions, but pop culture information is most certainly not.
I also understand that I can agree to just one or two of the above conditions by specifying which ones I'm okay with and which ones I'm not in my signature/comment below. MY DADDY will not hold my partial agreement against me too much.
Signature:_______________________ Date:___________
A) Know things anyone confined to within the fourth wall shouldn't, including (but not limited to) intimate information such as my shoe size, my favorite color, relationships I've had with other celebs, any memes involving me on the Internets, etc, etc
B) Know things about my fandom, even though I may not realize I'm from a fandom, including (but not limited to) the author/creator of my fandom, information about my Played-By (PB) that I use for my icon and/or that is the actor that portrays me IRL LOL YA RLY, the fact that my fandom exists, the fact that the author of my fandom is a huge troll that takes five years to put out a book and torments his fans endlessly (here's looking at YOU, Game of Thrones geeks!), the fact that I'm from a book or a cartoon or whatever, etc etc.
and
C) Know things he shouldn't know in general not covered by the above.
I further understand that MY DADDY will utilize this information to mock me mercilessly in ways that I simply will not understand under most circumstances unless it's in an OOC forum where I can respond in kind. I also understand that under most circumstances, MY DADDY will not have access to RP plot-specific information about my character unless given explicit permission to have read those posts as MY DADDY in addition to as the writer of MY DADDY. I agree that RP information is considered sacred under the laws of the little known RP section of the Geneva Conventions, but pop culture information is most certainly not.
I also understand that I can agree to just one or two of the above conditions by specifying which ones I'm okay with and which ones I'm not in my signature/comment below. MY DADDY will not hold my partial agreement against me too much.
Signature:_______________________ Date:___________
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Date: 2014-10-03 07:45 pm (UTC)Waitwait! [sets out a glass of water so she makes it ripple, then starts playing the Jurassic Park theme]
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Date: 2014-10-03 07:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-03 07:51 pm (UTC)[teleports out, then back with Rogue and a goat]
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Date: 2014-10-03 07:56 pm (UTC)Ain't even gonna ask.
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Date: 2014-10-03 07:58 pm (UTC)[Chasing the goat] KITTY!!
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Date: 2014-10-03 08:24 pm (UTC)ROGUE! Meet my new best friend forever. Koala Rex!!! She is wee and my favorite person on the planet. I'm going to give her syphilis when she's an old person in a nursing home.
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Date: 2014-10-03 08:49 pm (UTC)WADE! Y'ain't gonna give her-
Gem, from far away: IT'S OKAY, HE CAN GIVE ME SYPHILIS, BECAUSE IT'LL MEAN I'M HAVING FREAKY OLD PEOPLE SEX!! [chasing the goat, which is bleating for its life]
Ah... Ah dunno why Ah'm fightin' it.
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Date: 2014-10-03 09:05 pm (UTC)But you might have syphilis too if this version of you boinked Magneto...
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Date: 2014-10-03 09:15 pm (UTC)Yeah, let's not talk about my freaky old people sex, huh?
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Date: 2014-10-03 09:40 pm (UTC)Well, you just need to be encouraged to NEVER EVER BANG MAGNETO AGAIN. Or to erase it from your canon like it never happened. I mean, father/daughter relationship gone horribly wrong much???
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Date: 2014-10-03 09:49 pm (UTC)Gimmie a second, sugar. [closes her eyes] Annnnnd poof, ain't never boned Magneto. Ah'm keepin' th'tattoo, though.
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Date: 2014-10-04 01:06 am (UTC)SEE! Fourth walling is easy. Wait, what tattoo? Can I see?
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Date: 2014-10-04 01:13 am (UTC)If only Ah could be meta all th'time, sugar. And here's a picture, but Ah dunno what th'hell Gambit's got on his face. RoboCajun.
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Date: 2014-10-04 01:18 am (UTC)Whoa! When did you get THAT?! It isn't in the current comics!! I don't think. You're mostly covered up in the forest green outfit, so maybe you do. Is he trying to stab you in the back while getting all romantic?
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Date: 2014-10-04 01:23 am (UTC)My mun has seen it a few times and loves it, so Ah guess Ah'm all tattooed now. And Ah dunno. Maybe he plans t'get freaky with th'knife on my weirdly shaped ass? Ah dislike this idea.
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Date: 2014-10-04 02:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-10-04 03:02 am (UTC)But yes, my ass is fabulous. Thanks.
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Date: 2014-10-04 03:43 pm (UTC)You're welcome!